Listen as the Satan8Ball tells you in his voice the answer to your question.
Satan8Ball reaches into the future, to find the answers to your questions. It knows what will be, and is willing to share this with you.
Just think of a question that can be answered "Yes" or "No", concentrate very, very hard, and rotate the device to landscape mode. Then let Satan8Ball show you the way!
Over 80 responses in a creepy evil voice!